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Isang araw magkasamang naglalakad si Rody at Mar patungong Panaderya. Pagpasok nila ay kumuha na agad ng 3 tinapay si Mar at itinago sa bulsa ng di namamalayan ng may ari sabay sabi kay Rody, “oh diba, ang talino ko, Nakakuha ako ng 3 tinapay ng hindi nalaman ng may …